The Lighter Way to Enjoy Kathleen

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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Nothin' says Lovin' like Kathleen from the oven

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Kathleen tested, Mother approved.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
When it Absolutely, Positively has to be Kathleen overnight.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
An Army of Kathleen

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Pardon me, do you have any grey Kathleen?

6. To someone you dislike?
Leave the Kathleen to us.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Ding-Dong! Kathleen calling!

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Just what the Kathleen ordered?

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Think once, Think twce, Think Kathleen

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Nothing comes between me and my Kathleen.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
151 countries, 1 Kathleen. [alryte!]

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
I'm Lovin' Kathleen :)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The Best Part of Waking Up is Kathleen in your Cup.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Go On, Get Your Kathleen Out.

15. Your last words before you die...
Today's Kathleen, since 1903. (dude...)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Absolut Kathleen

17. Title of this post will be...
The Lighter Way to Enjoy Kathleen